Love = Onion? (Funny Love Quotes)

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Love is like an onion. It makes you cry. :P

-Maalaala Mo Kaya 2012 

Take That Shot! (Inspirational Quotes)

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. 


-Wayne Gretzky 

Parang Elevator Lang 'Yan! (Love Quotes)

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Parang elevator lang 'yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan sarili mo kung walang puwesto para sa'yo. Eh meron namang hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.

-Bob Ong

Are You Insane? (Inspirational Quotes)

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Insanity is doing the the same thing over and over again but expecting different results. 

-Albert Einstein

Seize the Moment (Inspirational Quotes)

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Seize the moment.  Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
                                                                   
-Erma Bombeck 

What is Persistence? (Inspirational Quotes)

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Persistence is not about knocking on one door until the damn thing finally opens. It is about knocking on all of them. :)

Friendship and Love (English Love Quotes)

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There are a lot of things to appreciate about a beautiful friendship...
...especially when that friendship is turning to love :)

The Law of Attraction (Inspirational Quotes)

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The Law of Attraction is the greatest law of the universe. It means that whatever you are consciously or unconsciously focusing on in your life, you will attract more of, whether wanted or unwanted.

Watch what you think of. Start your day with happy thoughts. The more joy you exude in all things you say and do, the more joy you are attracting in your life.

The Rich Arab Student (English Text Jokes)

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A rich Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad saying:

"Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful. People are nice and I really like it here. But Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Love, Nasser"

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his email from his dad:

"Dear Son, $20 million has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train, too. :)

Sawa Ka Ba? (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Sawa ka ba? Kasi nilulon ako nang buong-buo ng pag-ibig mo sa akin! (naks!)

Haplos ng Pag-ibig (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Dahil sa haplos ng pag-ibig, ang bawat isa sa atin ay nagiging makata.

-mula kay Platon, isang pilosopong Griyego.

Ang Bunga ng Pag-Ibig (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Ang mahalin nang lubos ng isang tao ay nakapagbibigay sa iyo ng tibay, samantalang ang magmahal nang lubos ng isang tao ay nakapagbibigay sa iyo ng lakas ng loob.

-mula kay Lao Tzu, isang pilosopong Tsino

Ang Mukha ng Pag-ibig (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Kilala ng isang dilag ang mukha ng kanyang minamahal, wangis ng kung paanong kilala ng isang mandaragat ang lawak ng karagatan.

-mula kay Honoré de Balzac, isang nobelista at mandudulang Pranses.

Ang Pag-ibig Ay Parang Kape (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Ang pag-ibig ay parang mainit na kape
Sa simula'y may panganib ng pagkapaso
subalit pag tumagal pa'y manunuot sa iyong diwa
ang taglay nitong init at sarap

Ang Magmahal Ay Dakila (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Ang magmahal ay dakilang kilos ng pagtataya,
isang pananalig, isang alay ng katapatan
Malaking bahagi ng kanilang sarili ang iwinawaksi ng mga nagmamahal.
Subalit hindi nababawasan ang kanilang pagkatao;
Sa huli, higit silang nagiging buo,
at higit silang nagiging ganap.

Pag-ibig Ang Dahilan (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Pag-ibig ang dahilan ng saya ng samahan...ng lungkot sa paghihiwalay...ng pag-asa sa maaari pang dalhin ng bukas...at ng bukod-tanging ligaya sa puso ng bawat nagmamahal

What Takes a Lifetime? (English Love Quotes)

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It takes just a second to have a crush on someone
And maybe a day to enjoy that someone's company
It takes perhaps another month to get to like a person
And maybe a year to truly fall in love
But you know what takes a lifetime?
To forget that someone you once loved so dearly

Mata at Puso (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Siguro nga makakaya mong isara ang iyong mga mata sa mga bagay ni 'di mo kayang makita,

pero hindi mo makakayang isara ang iyong puso sa mga bagay na 'di mo gustong madama.

Puso Lamang (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Puso lamang ang may kakayahang makakita nang tama, 'pagkat ang tunay na mahalaga ay 'di kayang malasin ng mata lamang.


- Mula sa "Ang Munting Prinsipe" ni Antoine de Saint-Exupéry 

Love Can't be Forced (English Love Quotes)

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You can't make someone fall in love with you, just like you can't make yourself fall in love with someone else.

Dahil Ba Sa Ano? (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Mahal ba kita dahil maganda ka?
O para sa akin ba'y maganda ka 'pagkat mahal kita?

Pulis Ka Ba? (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Pulis ka ba? Kasi naman, pinosas mo na nga ang damdamin ko, dinakip mo pa ang puso ko :D

Action Star Ka Ba? (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Action star ka ba? Kasi kahit ilang beses na kitang binabaril ng pag-ibig ko, hindi ka pa rin tinatamaan! :D

Panaginip Lang (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Sa panaginip ko, binigay mo sa akin ang puso mo
Sa panaginip ko, lagi tayong magkasama
Sa panaginip ko, hawak mo ang aking mga kamay
Sa panaginip ko, ako lang ang tanging pag-ibig mo
Kung pwede lang sana, ayoko nang magising,
Nang sa gayon, habambuhay mo na akong mahalin sa mga pangarap ko.

More than Friends (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Hanggang ngayon, 'di pa rin ako makapaniwalang magkaibigan na tayo. Pwede rin kaya tayong maging magka-IBIGAN? Sabi nila walang himala. Pero sapat nang dahilan ang makilala ka para maniwala akong meron nga :)

Tanduay Ka Ba? (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Tanduay ka ba? Kasi lasing na lasing ako sa pag-ibig mo :)

Track Star Ka Ba? (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Track star ka ba? Kasi antagal-tagal na kitang hinahabol di mo pa rin ako sinasagot :)

Mayaman Pala (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Dati akala ko busabos na ako. 'Pag tingin ko sa wallet ko, walang pera. 'Pag tingin ko sa sapatos ko, sira na. 'Pag-tingin ko sa t-shirt ko, wala pala akong t-shirt. Pero nung nakita kong nandito ka pala sa puso ko, dun ko napagtanto, ang yaman ko pala :)

Langit at Lupa (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Sabi nila, langit ka, lupa lang ako. Pero sabi lang nila yun. Ngayong gabi, hihintayin ko ang mga bituin. Makiki-usap akong sa pag-akyat nila sa langit, isabay naman nila ako...nang mapalapit naman ako sa iyo.

Ang Love Parang Sardinas (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Ang LOVE ay parang SARDINAS..Kahit maraming sosyal na restaurants pa sa paligid mo, sa huli, SARDINAS pa rin ang hahanap-hanapin mo. Ikaw? natikman mo na ba ang sardinas mo? :)

Sino Pipiliin Mo? (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Paano kung sobrang na in-love ka sa isang tao, tapos one day bumalik yung una mong minahal. Sino sa kanila ang pipiliin mo? Yung dati na gusto mong balikan, o yung ngayon na ayaw mo namang saktan? :(

Kahit Kunwari Lang (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Kunwari, masaya ako
Kunwari, okay lang ako
Kunwari, wala akong dinaramdam
Kunwari, nasa langit ako ngayon
Okay lang ba kung isipin kong kunwari mahal mo rin ako?
Kunwari lang naman eh....

Ang Love Parang Ibon (Tagalog Love Quotes)

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Minsan ang LOVE, parang ibon. Kailangang palayain.Kailangang pakawalan. Babalik yan kung talagang para sa iyo. Pero kung hindi...BARILIN mo! Lecheng ibon yan! Choosy! :P

Love Is Not a Fairy Tale (English Love Quotes)

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What if Belle never loved the ferocious Beast?

What if Ariel stayed a mermaid forver and never had the chance to walk with her beloved?

What if Cinderella never left her slipper and the prince never found her?

What if Sleeping Beauty had never fallen a sleep and her man never had to kiss her?

What if I never met you?

Life is not a fairy tale, but you becoming my friend is a story line I would never trade for any of these magical stories.

Fireworks Ka Ba? (Tagalog Text Jokes)

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Boy: Fireworks ka ba?


Girl: Bakit, malakas ba dating ko?


Boy: Hindi...sa gabi ka lang kasi maganda!